Save Our Scottish Regiments from...

Anal Ganation.

Our soldiers are stout, hardy defenders of the faith and you won't find any criticism of them on this blog. Oh no. Wife-beating, alcoholism and thuggery are, of course, not confined just to our armed forces. The police get up to it too. And the judges. And the Zionist conspiracy which runs our banks and superloos. Oh yes.

Anyway, to get back to anal ganation for a moment. An ex-colleague with time on his hands noticed the following in the parliamentary papers last week:

Mr Tam Dalyell (Linlithgow): To ask the Advocate General, if she will make a statement on the writ served on her by the Edinburgh branch of the King's Own Scottish Borderers concerning the anal ganation of the regiment.

(Hat tip: MR)

This Government will stop at nothing to humiliate our most cherished institutions will it? First, amalgamation of the Scottish regiments and now this?

P.S. Yes, yes, we know. It has now been retyped for the Parliamentary record...it is amalgamation. Clearly Tam's handwriting isn't what it should be...