Friday frippery

Down with the yoof on You-tube

Pip Scroobius offers a list of useful commandements to live by ('Thou shall not quote me happy").Check it (but don't wreck it...) here.

Entertaining Lyrical genius or naff novelty act? You decide! (text in to 0800lobotomy)

Footballer in inane comment shocka

Ian Nolan is always brillant value. Displaying the entertaining virtuosity which make Bolton Wanderers such a prize draw for football neutrals, Nolan peppers his BBC column with a wealth of penetrating insights. This week he describes, in excruciating detail, how he came to chose Paul Scholes for PFA Footballer of the Year, "I picked up a pen. Then I moved my hand in a forward, sideways and then backward motion to establish an imprint on the nomination form. This inscription marked the letters P-A-U-L..."

But it gets better. He is posed the following question by an interested member of the public:

Kevin,
Which actor would you have in a film about your life, and why?
Des O Gorman, UK

Kevin ruminates for a moment and then [Eureka!] he answers:

Al Pacino - no question. I think he is absolute class as an actor. I have seen a
lot of his films and think that he's so talented he would be able to do a pretty
decent Scouse accent.

Al Pacino. A predictable choice Kev. I'd thought Paddy Considine would have been more appropriate but its your movie.